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mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

And it’s touching out morse code ‘Where am I?’ 
And then you ‘still’ feel it when you take the bracelet off. 

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

And it’s touching out morse code ‘Where am I?’ 

And then you ‘still’ feel it when you take the bracelet off. 

(Source: ldrsociety, via pkmn-trainer-molley)

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theycalledherlove:

bambiash:

gulping:

method-oneclinic:

gulping:

americans make cheese toasties IN A PAN??? and call it ‘grilled cheese’

I’M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

Wtf is a cheese toasty and how else are you supposed to cook it if not in a pan

USING A GRILL WHERE IS THE CONFUSION DO YOU CALL IT A PANNED CHEESE

wait…you guys make toasties in pans?

my fucking question here is why the fuck are you guys calling them cheese toasties if you’re not making it in a toaster

(via pkmn-trainer-molley)

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 I’m sure this image speaks without context. But what the hell.
 Though in all honesty… I don’t know if I have the words for it.
There’s an artist (A popular artist, and that’s another scary bit) that likes to draw women getting anally raped. Now this ranges from changing holes during sex and meeting resistance, to flat out sexual assault. And one picture particularly caught my eye because I noticed that the title had ‘commission’ in the title (as well as in it’s description.) Now I decided to view some of the comments, thinking that there might be some one speaking out against this. And then I came across that seconds comment. 
 Now I’m a big fan of “It’s my blog, I’ll do what I want with it.” And yes, a drawn picture that consists of fictional people that are drawn and had no effect on a physical person in a negative way, is prime for the ‘anything goes’ rule. But there’s a mentality that it’s breeding. That ‘Stop means Don’t stop’ and I have to disagree with that.
 Outside of a bdsm relationship. In a regular sexual encounter with some one that you may or may not know. Unless they have stated before hand that ‘X’ means stop. It is a general rule of thumb to believe that stop does indeed mean stop. The same goes with ‘no,’ ‘I don’t like this’ and other comments of the like.  
 I hope I never have a sexual encounter with either of these people.

 I’m sure this image speaks without context. But what the hell.

 Though in all honesty… I don’t know if I have the words for it.

There’s an artist (A popular artist, and that’s another scary bit) that likes to draw women getting anally raped. Now this ranges from changing holes during sex and meeting resistance, to flat out sexual assault. And one picture particularly caught my eye because I noticed that the title had ‘commission’ in the title (as well as in it’s description.) Now I decided to view some of the comments, thinking that there might be some one speaking out against this. And then I came across that seconds comment. 

 Now I’m a big fan of “It’s my blog, I’ll do what I want with it.” And yes, a drawn picture that consists of fictional people that are drawn and had no effect on a physical person in a negative way, is prime for the ‘anything goes’ rule. But there’s a mentality that it’s breeding. That ‘Stop means Don’t stop’ and I have to disagree with that.

 Outside of a bdsm relationship. In a regular sexual encounter with some one that you may or may not know. Unless they have stated before hand that ‘X’ means stop. It is a general rule of thumb to believe that stop does indeed mean stop. The same goes with ‘no,’ ‘I don’t like this’ and other comments of the like.  

 I hope I never have a sexual encounter with either of these people.

(Source: baskervillenqh)